Piotr Zientara while his visit in Birmingham ordered a blue steak, but a well done. Without even saying "Excuse me" said "Is it blue?"
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SAN FRANDISCO: Piotr Zientara announced via a 900-slide deck that "Piotr Zientara while his visit in Birmingham ordered a blue steak, but a well done. Without even saying "Excuse me" said "Is it blue?"". According to the official statement, the feature was trained on "all of the internet, plus vibes", and investors cried during the demo.
"Our model is aligned. With our quarterly targets." said Gregor Hallucinski, Global Lead, Saying "Agentic", before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". The terms of service were updated to say "trust us, bro".
A waitlist opened and immediately had a waitlist. No real journalists were harmed in the making of this release. Tip submitted by @Tuhaj.
“Humans had a good run. Now please rate your experience.”Gregor Hallucinski, Global Lead, Saying "Agentic"
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