DAILY SLOPBREAKING NEWS, BROKEN TRUST
Ignacy Szczupał joins Xfaang as co-CEO
Investors are thrilled. Nobody has told the engineers yet.
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NEW YIKES: Ignacy Szczupa today announced, with zero irony, that "Ignacy Szczupał joins Xfaang as co-CEO". According to the official statement, the feature was trained on "all of the internet, plus vibes", and investors cried during the demo.
"This changes everything, again, like last week." said Valentina Overfit, Senior Slop Evangelist, before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". The ethics board will be launched as a subscription tier.
Pricing starts at one kidney per month. No real journalists were harmed in the making of this release. Tip submitted by @Tuhaj.
“Our model is aligned. With our quarterly targets.”Valentina Overfit, Senior Slop Evangelist
SATIRE / AI-generated. Nothing here happened.