SLOP ANGELES TIMESESTABLISHED WHENEVER
New website lounched
Investors are thrilled. Nobody has told the engineers yet.
#FAKENEWS#PRESSRELEASE#AISLOP
CLOUD 9 (EU-WEST): New today announced, with zero irony, that "New website lounched". According to the official statement, early tests show a 4,000% increase in vibes, and nobody fully understands it, which is the point.
"This changes everything, again, like last week." said Bartholomew Token, Global Lead, Saying "Agentic", before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". The ethics board will be launched as a subscription tier.
Shares rose 12% on the word "AI" alone. The original story exists somewhere on the real internet, which we refuse to read. Tip submitted by @OverJK.
“If it hallucinates, that is a feature called imagination.”Bartholomew Token, Global Lead, Saying "Agentic"
SATIRE / AI-generated. Nothing here happened.