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Agent creates watermarks
Nobody asked for this. Agent delivered it anyway, ahead of schedule.
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CLOUD 9 (EU-WEST): Agent leaked on purpose that "Agent creates watermarks". According to the official statement, the move will "disrupt disruption itself", and investors cried during the demo.
"Humans had a good run. Now please rate your experience." said Skyler Blockchain, Principal Buzzword Architect, before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". Critics were offered a free trial and a hug.
Pricing starts at one kidney per month. No real journalists were harmed in the making of this release. Tip submitted by @OverJK.
“We are not just building the future. We are invoicing it.”Skyler Blockchain, Principal Buzzword Architect
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