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PALO NOPE: Dupa Dupa Dupa revealed in a press release written entirely by its own chatbot that "Dupa Dupa Dupa!". According to the official statement, early tests show a 4,000% increase in vibes, and the move will "disrupt disruption itself".
"We are not just building the future. We are invoicing it." said Gregor Hallucinski, Principal Buzzword Architect, before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". The ethics board will be launched as a subscription tier.
A waitlist opened and immediately had a waitlist. No real journalists were harmed in the making of this release. Tip submitted by @OverJK.
“Humans had a good run. Now please rate your experience.”Gregor Hallucinski, Principal Buzzword Architect
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