Piotr Zientara while his visit in Birmingham ordered a blue steak, but got a well done instead. Without saying "Excuse me" said "Is it blue?
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SAN FRANDISCO: Piotr Zientara proudly confirmed, after a 14-hour all-hands, that "Piotr Zientara while his visit in Birmingham ordered a blue steak, but got a well done instead. Without saying "Excuse me" said "Is it blue?". According to the official statement, investors cried during the demo, and nobody fully understands it, which is the point.
"Our model is aligned. With our quarterly targets." said Brayden Synergy, Principal Buzzword Architect, before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". Critics were offered a free trial and a hug.
The launch party was catered by a vending machine that writes poetry. No real journalists were harmed in the making of this release. Tip submitted by @Tuhaj.
“If it hallucinates, that is a feature called imagination.”Brayden Synergy, Principal Buzzword Architect
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