FINANCIAL SLOPSBREAKING NEWS, BROKEN TRUST
dwóch typów napierdala się na słowa
Nikt o to nie prosił. Dwóch typów dostarczył to przed terminem.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?#FAKENEWS#PRESSRELEASE#AISLOP
SILICON SWAMP: A company nobody asked today announced, with zero irony, that "dwóch typów napierdala się na słowa". According to the official statement, the roadmap now fits on a single fortune cookie, and the roadmap now fits on a single fortune cookie.
"We are not just building the future. We are invoicing it." said Skyler Blockchain, Chief Vibes Officer, before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". The ethics board will be launched as a subscription tier.
Shares rose 12% on the word "AI" alone. No real journalists were harmed in the making of this release. Tip submitted by @Tuhaj.
“Humans had a good run. Now please rate your experience.”Skyler Blockchain, Chief Vibes Officer
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