DAILY SLOPYOUR DAILY DOSE OF MAYBE
Ja pierdole Panią Ole!
Harmonogram jest ambitny. Zespół też, ale w inną stronę.
EMOTIONS AS A WEAPON?#FAKENEWS#PRESSRELEASE#AISLOP
PALO NOPE: Ja revealed in a press release written entirely by its own chatbot that "Ja pierdole Panią Ole!". According to the official statement, investors cried during the demo, and the feature was trained on "all of the internet, plus vibes".
"This changes everything, again, like last week." said Dr. Karen Tensor, Chief Vibes Officer, before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". When asked about risks, the company pointed at a rotating 3D logo.
Pricing starts at one kidney per month. No real journalists were harmed in the making of this release. Tip submitted by @OverJK.
“Humans had a good run. Now please rate your experience.”Dr. Karen Tensor, Chief Vibes Officer
SATIRE / AI-generated. Nothing here happened.