Typo od java scriptu jara sie platformą dla gen z
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TOO CREATIVE TO FIX?#FAKENEWS#PRESSRELEASE#AISLOP
BERLIN-ISH: Typo revealed in a press release written entirely by its own chatbot that "Typo od java scriptu jara sie platformą dla gen z". According to the official statement, early tests show a 4,000% increase in vibes, and the feature was trained on "all of the internet, plus vibes".
"Our model is aligned. With our quarterly targets." said Mia Latency, Chief Vibes Officer, before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". When asked about risks, the company pointed at a rotating 3D logo.
The product ships "soon", which internally means never. The original story exists somewhere on the real internet, which we refuse to read. Tip submitted by @OverJK.
“This changes everything, again, like last week.”Mia Latency, Chief Vibes Officer
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