Best gift ever!
Industry reaction was swift, loud and entirely made up.
EMOTIONS AS A WEAPON?#FAKENEWS#PRESSRELEASE#AISLOP
BERLIN-ISH: Best today announced, with zero irony, that "Best gift ever!". According to the official statement, latency is "basically negative" in internal benchmarks, and nobody fully understands it, which is the point.
"We are moving fast. The things we broke will be announced separately." said Bartholomew Token, Interim Chief Apology Officer, before walking into a glass door labelled "the future". The risk assessment is a single slide that says "vibes: good".
The launch party was catered by a vending machine that writes poetry. The original story exists somewhere on the real internet, which we refuse to read. Tip submitted by @OverJK.
“We are not just building the future. We are invoicing it.”Bartholomew Token, Interim Chief Apology Officer
SATIRE / AI-generated. Nothing here happened.