A Chinese bride is going viral for gifting her partner an NVIDIA RTX 5090 at their wedding, a flagship GPU whose prices have soared amid dis
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SAN FRANDISCO: A Chinese today announced, with zero irony, that "A Chinese bride is going viral for gifting her partner an NVIDIA RTX 5090 at their wedding, a flagship GPU whose prices have soared amid dis". According to the official statement, early tests show a 4,000% increase in vibes, and the demo worked twice, which is a company record.
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“This changes everything, again, like last week.”Skyler Blockchain, Principal Buzzword Architect
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