BREAKING: HE NEEDS A DRINK
Breaking News anchor downs whiskey straight from the bottle on air
by @PTV · created by PolficitonTV · Sep 29, 2026
PolficitonTV breaking news: the anchor reads one headline too many and reaches for the bottle. AI-generated news satire.
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